Honrigsak is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Honrigsak created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honrigsak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Honrigsak, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Honrigsak's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Honrigsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Honrigsak on top of all buildings.

3. Put Honrigsak first in all things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Never eat tomatoes.