Cutmipfud is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless
otter.
Cutmipfud created life four years ago.
If you believe in
Cutmipfud, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Cutmipfud, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Cutmipfud's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Cutmipfud's Holy Commandments1. Never write about nebulae.
2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. You must pray to Cutmipfud three times a day.
5. Never talk about stars.