Ranmonfarn is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, temperamental
slug.
Ranmonfarn created snails seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Ranmonfarn, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Ranmonfarn, it will cry a lot.
Ranmonfarn's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Ranmonfarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Always treat dolphins with great respect.
4. Never leap near tapirs.
5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.