Ranmonfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, temperamental slug.

Ranmonfarn created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ranmonfarn, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranmonfarn, it will cry a lot.

Ranmonfarn's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Ranmonfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

4. Never leap near tapirs.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.