Pangrenrap is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, deceitful hyena.

Pangrenrap created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Pangrenrap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pangrenrap, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pangrenrap's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Pangrenrap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never look at nebulae.