Dunkopfom is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, selfish raven.

Dunkopfom created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunkopfom, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dunkopfom, it will turn you into a slug.

Dunkopfom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dunkopfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sharks.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about bacteria.