Sablagflap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome zebra.

Sablagflap created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sablagflap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sablagflap, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Sablagflap's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Sablagflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick swans.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Do not hurt horses.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never paint your back mauve.