Fedbenmig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, pitiless otter.

Fedbenmig created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedbenmig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fedbenmig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fedbenmig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fedbenmig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about spacetime near mites while wearing red boots and balancing six tin spheres on your arms.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not cook food in pots.