Rowcabpibbus is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, awesome wyvern.

Rowcabpibbus created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rowcabpibbus, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rowcabpibbus, it will turn you into a rock.

Rowcabpibbus' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Rowcabpibbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rowcabpibbus.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect six silver sculptures of Rowcabpibbus on top of important buildings.