Quafmumyar is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, strong cow.

Quafmumyar created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafmumyar, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quafmumyar, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Quafmumyar's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Quafmumyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Always help porpoises in need.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.