Dadkabciss is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful lizard.

Dadkabciss created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadkabciss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dadkabciss, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dadkabciss' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dadkabciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect seven lead sculptures of Dadkabciss on top of important buildings.

4. Always help sick ants.

5. Put Dadkabciss first in all things.