Queegyarflab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, kind hummingbird.

Queegyarflab created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegyarflab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Queegyarflab, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Queegyarflab's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Queegyarflab's Holy Commandments

1. Queegyarflab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not shave your feet.