Motcardon is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous fly.

Motcardon created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motcardon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Motcardon, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Motcardon's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Motcardon's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not make images of living things.