Fodquilllip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud frog.

Fodquilllip created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodquilllip, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fodquilllip, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fodquilllip's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fodquilllip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fodquilllip.

2. Always help sheep.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fodquilllip.

4. Put Fodquilllip first in all things.

5. Pray towards the south.