Genladmis is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent parrot.

Genladmis created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genladmis, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Genladmis, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Genladmis' most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Genladmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near tortoises while wearing gray jumpers and balancing eight tin spheres on your legs.