Tabbimhig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, witless camel.

Tabbimhig created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabbimhig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tabbimhig, it will strike you with lightening.

Tabbimhig's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tabbimhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near manatees while wearing purple rings and balancing eight iron spheres on your face.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.