Targafyim is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, passionate fairy.

Targafyim created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Targafyim, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Targafyim, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Targafyim's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Targafyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of gooseberries to mice while wearing gray jumpers.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Targafyim.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Ducks are not to be trusted.