Xemnegbid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured rat.

Xemnegbid created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemnegbid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xemnegbid, it will turn you into a mole.

Xemnegbid's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Xemnegbid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Xemnegbid in the centre of the settlement.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never think about spacetime near sharks while wearing blue shirts and balancing five silver spheres on your legs.

4. Never sit in the presence of manatees.

5. Do not drink alcohol.