Witragxen is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, ruthless crane.

Witragxen created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witragxen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Witragxen, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Witragxen's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Witragxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray ear rings.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always help tortoises in need.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never pour water over plants.