Yakfenquim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy ant.

Yakfenquim created light four years ago.

If you believe in Yakfenquim, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakfenquim, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yakfenquim's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Yakfenquim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Yakfenquim on top of important buildings.

2. Never laugh near goats.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.