Arncimbid is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, intelligent octopus.

Arncimbid created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arncimbid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Arncimbid, she will have a low opinion of you.

Arncimbid's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Arncimbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Arncimbid must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.