Rigvighan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, impressive cat.

Rigvighan created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigvighan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rigvighan, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rigvighan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rigvighan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Rigvighan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about fire.