Danrulsug is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, capable fox.

Danrulsug created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Danrulsug, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Danrulsug, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Danrulsug's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Danrulsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about goats.

2. Do not keep six moths in a large pit.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.