Flighasten is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, contented hare.

Flighasten created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flighasten, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flighasten, it will boil you in a big pot.

Flighasten's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Flighasten's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Flighasten.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flighasten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Do not take Flighasten's name in vain.

5. Hide if five geese approach from the east.