Janhunmut is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, effective wren.

Janhunmut created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janhunmut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Janhunmut, he will turn you into a tree.

Janhunmut's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Janhunmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention monkeys.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.