Yimquimafomtkimgeb Flathomzan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, passionate crow.

Yimquimafomtkimgeb Flathomzan created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Yimquimafomtkimgeb Flathomzan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yimquimafomtkimgeb Flathomzan, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yimquimafomtkimgeb Flathomzan's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Yimquimafomtkimgeb Flathomzan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Yimquimafomtkimgeb Flathomzan.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. You must pray to Yimquimafomtkimgeb Flathomzan four times a day.

5. Never think ill of sick sheep.