Linjatged is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, strong rhinoceros.

Linjatged created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linjatged, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Linjatged, she will turn you into a plant.

Linjatged's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Linjatged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Never talk about monkeys.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Never skip near turtles.