Wabmittad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking bird.

Wabmittad created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabmittad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wabmittad, she will turn you into a sheep.

Wabmittad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wabmittad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away from brown gulls, for they are unholy.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Worship no other gods but Wabmittad.

5. Do not drink alcohol.