Vidrutsig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, fussy bee.

Vidrutsig created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Vidrutsig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vidrutsig, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vidrutsig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Vidrutsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Hide from cyan great tits for they are unholy.

3. Never paint your hands pink.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Never mention grasshopers.