Gudrutfed Mutmobdav Bosscutbod is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, conceited lion.

Gudrutfed Mutmobdav Bosscutbod created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudrutfed Mutmobdav Bosscutbod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gudrutfed Mutmobdav Bosscutbod, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gudrutfed Mutmobdav Bosscutbod's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gudrutfed Mutmobdav Bosscutbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Gudrutfed Mutmobdav Bosscutbod loves seals, so they must be honoured.