Hogkadbadyart is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid wasp.

Hogkadbadyart created matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogkadbadyart, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hogkadbadyart, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hogkadbadyart's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Hogkadbadyart's Holy Commandments

1. Hogkadbadyart loves horses, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide from orange moths for they are unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.