Lunxentif is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, almighty owl.

Lunxentif created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lunxentif, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lunxentif, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Lunxentif's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Lunxentif's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always help ants.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect your elders.
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