Tarcetzig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, sapient raccoon.

Tarcetzig created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tarcetzig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tarcetzig, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tarcetzig's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tarcetzig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tarcetzig.

2. Put Tarcetzig first in all things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never laugh in the presence of otters.

5. Do not make images of living things.