Lunneghimdob is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful chicken.

Lunneghimdob created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunneghimdob, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lunneghimdob, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Lunneghimdob's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Lunneghimdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never feed lots of turnips to monkeys while wearing turquoise rings.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Never hop near otters.