Nighudcen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, irritating toad.

Nighudcen created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nighudcen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nighudcen, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nighudcen's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nighudcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help sick rats.

5. Retreat if six gulls approach from the west.