Fubcabnig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome shark.

Fubcabnig created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubcabnig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fubcabnig, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fubcabnig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fubcabnig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.