Fobbunshav is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent dolphin.

Fobbunshav created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobbunshav, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fobbunshav, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fobbunshav's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fobbunshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Fobbunshav must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.