Xintapril Linbimmab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, witty mouse.

Xintapril Linbimmab created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xintapril Linbimmab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Xintapril Linbimmab, he will be very unhappy.

Xintapril Linbimmab's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Xintapril Linbimmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to geese while wearing pink scarves.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never paint your chest brown.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.