Jabrowjamzan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, benevolent bee.

Jabrowjamzan created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabrowjamzan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jabrowjamzan, she will try to impress you with trees.

Jabrowjamzan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Jabrowjamzan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Jabrowjamzan first in all things.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. You must pray to Jabrowjamzan five times a day.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.