Vigflamhot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy dingo.

Vigflamhot created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigflamhot, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vigflamhot, it will think nothing of it.

Vigflamhot's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Vigflamhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near dogs while wearing gray shirts and balancing three nickel spheres on your arms.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Vigflamhot in the centre of the settlement.
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