Mumsogjin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unjust dragonfly.

Mumsogjin created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Mumsogjin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mumsogjin, she will laugh at you.

Mumsogjin's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Mumsogjin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Always help dogs in need.
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