Liptafsig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, staggering coyote.

Liptafsig created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Liptafsig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Liptafsig, she will not invite you to parties.

Liptafsig's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Liptafsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt great tits.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.