Bonkxintit is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic
walrus.
Bonkxintit created a quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Bonkxintit, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bonkxintit, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Bonkxintit's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Bonkxintit's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Always obey Bonkxintit's priests.
5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.