Wegcaddudqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered turtle.

Wegcaddudqueeg created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Wegcaddudqueeg, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wegcaddudqueeg, she will not invite you to parties.

Wegcaddudqueeg's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Wegcaddudqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Never think about special relativity near geese while wearing purple shorts and balancing three silicon spheres on your back.