Dumlargyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a small, thoughtless elephant.

Dumlargyarp created water four years ago.

If you believe in Dumlargyarp, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dumlargyarp, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dumlargyarp's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Dumlargyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never mention geese.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Retreat if nine squirrels approach from the north.