Yogjiphab is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, annoying
troll.
Yogjiphab created humanity four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yogjiphab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Yogjiphab, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Yogjiphab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Yogjiphab's Holy Commandments1. Never think about fluid mechanics.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Never eat peas.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never talk about special relativity near monkeys while wearing pink dresses and balancing nine silicon spheres on your feet.