Gudpin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient skunk.

Gudpin created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudpin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gudpin, he will strike you with lightening.

Gudpin's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gudpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white trousers.

2. Never talk about spacetime near rats while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing five copper spheres on your feet.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Never play with disobedient children.