Carspagvog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless warg.

Carspagvog created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Carspagvog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Carspagvog, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Carspagvog's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Carspagvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Never hurt doves.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not eat bananas.