Catomintof is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, fussy newt.

Catomintof created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catomintof, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Catomintof, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Catomintof's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Catomintof's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Catomintof in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Catomintof on top of all buildings.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Catomintof loves sharks, so they must be respected.