Satlistgun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, competent horse.

Satlistgun created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satlistgun, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Satlistgun, he will laugh at you.

Satlistgun's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Satlistgun's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never bounce near snakes.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.