Vagvigbab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, capable mink.

Vagvigbab created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagvigbab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vagvigbab, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vagvigbab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Vagvigbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Do not keep seven dogs in a large pit.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Never think about dark energy.

5. Never feed lots of peas to sharks while wearing fawn shirts.