Vagvigbab is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, capable
mink.
Vagvigbab created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vagvigbab, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Vagvigbab, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Vagvigbab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Vagvigbab's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat lentils.
2. Do not keep seven dogs in a large pit.
3. Always wear mauve.
4. Never think about dark energy.
5. Never feed lots of peas to sharks while wearing fawn shirts.